Just highlight it, then copy, and put it on your aim away messages!!
But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for YOUR SCREEN NAME , your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?
Sometimes my mom says if you sit too close to the TV your eyes will go bad. So I decided since my eyes are already bad sitting too close to the TV will make them better
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(YOUR NAME)'s computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
This away message will self destruct in 5 seconds.
Hello. Is your fridge running? Well mine is and I'm around the house trying to catch it. So I'll be back later.
Ahhh! MOO! The evil cows are attacking me! MOO! Can't you hear them?! MOOOOOOO! Ah make it stop! MOOMY!!!!!!!
Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy he took my pack of Skittles..... I worked hard for that pack..... Ahhh he's eating them..... Now he's threwing them at me.... Call 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mother told me never talk to strangers. That's why I never talk to myself anymore.
I am not at my desk at the moment, but I am close by. But if you yell real loud into your monitor...I might hear you, if not, I'll be back later!
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but suidice is a crime!
You can pick your friends.
You can pick your nose.
But you can't pick your friend's nose.
Would you believe me if I told you I was away? I didn't think so. Well, I'm not away, do you believe that? I didn't think so either. Boy, this is going to be harder than I thought.
My away message can beat up your away message.
